for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
plz don’t tell me that’s what lana del rey uses as a dildo. omg.
the internet is so convenient
this is the greatest
praise you, internet
lookin like a prooo0o0o0o
so stoked for these guys to leave so I can drive my moms car around and pick up some job applications. #holla
these guys are here setting up our TV and do I talk to them or clean I really don’t know.
I will vomit over the next person to cry about their 3.5 GPA.
my GPA is complete shit like ok let me go die over here for a second