be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today


on my wedding day im gonna tell my wife “you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen” and then im gonna suck her titties in front of both of our families

Urgent security update


Bad news: A major vulnerability has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr. Our team took immediate action to fix the issue, but you should still take some time to change your password, not only here but on any other sites you visit. 

You should also strongly consider enabling two-factor authentication. It’ll go a long way to ensure that no one besides you can access your account. Thanks, and take care.


Never be too shy to tell me if you think of me while you masturbate. 


Happy Charlie is so happy


He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)