orelpuppington:

for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

plz don’t tell me that’s what lana del rey uses as a dildo. omg.

orelpuppington:

for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

plz don’t tell me that’s what lana del rey uses as a dildo. omg.



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slothomore:

siempre-chill:

the internet is so convenient

this is the greatest

praise you, internet



lookin like a prooo0o0o0o



so stoked for these guys to leave so I can drive my moms car around and pick up some job applications. #holla



these guys are here setting up our TV and do I talk to them or clean I really don’t know.



I will vomit over the next person to cry about their 3.5 GPA.



my GPA is complete shit like ok let me go die over here for a second



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